Monday, March 11, 2013

Channing Tatum, sexy?

I'm not an expert in men. I married the first one I ever had sex with and before that I dated women. I always considered myself 100% bisexual. The real definition of it. I love both sexes equally. I find both sexes equally attractive.  When I was single I had twice as many options as everyone else.

This brings me to the subject of this blog entry.

Channing Tatum.



Yes, Channing Tatum.



Every woman I know is in love with him. Seriously, EVERY ONE OF THEM!

My question is: Why?




Why? Why? Why? Why?

I get it, he has a 'hot' body.
I get it, he can dance.

But, from what I can tell those are his only good physical qualities. Seriously.

Please, Please don't tell me the women of the world are not as blind and superficial as it seems. Don't be like your human counterparts. We're better than them.

Not only do I not find him attractive, he can't act. Not even a little bit. No matter how much you want to think so, he is the worst actor I've ever seen.  Magic Mike was by far the worst movie I've ever seen and that's saying something: I've seen most of the Troma movies.  Not only did Magic Mike question my love for Matthew McConaughey, but also made me consider washing my eyes out with whiskey. Maybe then my brain would forget this monstrosity, maybe.

I saw an article on Buzzfeed.com a few weeks ago when Channing Tatum was People Magazines "Sexiest Man of The Year". View it here!!! I'll wait...

So, now. after viewing the link, tell me do you think he's as sexy as you once did? If you don't like Ryan Gosling. Fine. Substitute him for

Justin Timberlake


 Brad Pitt


 Alexander Skarsgard

 Ryan Reynolds

 Robert Patterson

 Timothy Olyphant

 or even Ian Somerhalder



What makes Channing Tatum so physically attractive? Seriously?

Nothing, I tell you. Nothing!


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6 comments:

  1. Nicki S.March 11, 2013 at 6:58 PM

    Agreed. I hope you enjoy Adam Levine though. He is a fine cup of tea that I wish was on your substitute list!

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    1. -K.March 13, 2013 at 6:20 AM

      I do enjoy Adam Levine. Not his music. But he's very nice to look at.

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  2. UnknownMarch 11, 2013 at 7:02 PM

    Amen

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  3. UnknownMarch 13, 2013 at 4:33 AM

    Same here. Don't get it!

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  4. S.ReganMarch 13, 2013 at 4:59 AM

    I'll tell you why!! Because when a boy can dance like that you know how he can move in other 'situations' (to be pg), and that equals sexy, sexy-time. I'm telling you until I saw Channing Tatum dance I too did not think he was at all attractive. I mean he's no Alexander Skarsgard, but still. Also, very funny blog post, lady! But please tell me you are not putting Robert Patterson, or any of those other guys in the same league as my Alexander, or Brad. Also, you left out Dustin Clare (so hot, yes I am that shallow: http://malecelebbio.com/gallery/2012/04/Dustin-Clare-19.jpg

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    1. -K.March 13, 2013 at 6:19 AM

      you'crack me up! I'm still not budging. I don't get it - even if he can dance... My list of substitutions, is not my own. I tired to pick a bunch of different current attractive men I thought women would or do appreciate more than Channing Tatum. I can't stand Robert Patterson, in fact I think he was more attractive as a dead Cedric Diggory. ;)

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